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bus stop pe ek ladki whisper ka paket lekar khadi thi.
Bhikhari :-kuch dedo
Ladki :-kuch nahi hai
Bhikhari :- ye bread ka puda dedo
Ladki :- kal aana sos laga ke dungi.

kamwali bai ko ek din condom mila
bai :- malkin ye kya hai?
Malkin ;- yere gaon main sex nahi hota kya.
Bai :-karte hai par itna nahi ki land ki khal nikal jaye

class main ek ladki biscuit kha rahi thi thoda khake bre main chupa rahi thi
sir bole kya kar rahi ho, “baju main baitha hua sardar bola”
sir biscuit ko dudh main duba-duba ke kha rahi hai.

---------------kapde sukh rahe the.
Sasur :- ye kala kapda kiska hai?
Saas ;- bahu ki panty hai ji
Sasur :- achha! Kabhi pahne huye dekha nahi na isliye pucha